my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
I really hate how Facebook always asks “what’s on your mind?”
shit facebook, I just wanted to post something witty about cats
and here you are like
what’s on your mind Becky
what is it
you’re totally thinking about Ryan Gosling again aren’t you
aren’t you
is this Jubilee edition Pantone of Queen Elizabeth II the funniest thing I’ve ever seen?
perhaps!
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
It’s just science.
-Anna
I went and saw Snow White and the Huntsman today…
Okay, so I knew that Hugh Jackman was in Les Miserables, but for some reason I thought it was a stage production and that I was never going to be able to see it. So when the preview for it came on in the theater, I cried. I’m really not sure why, but I did. I haven’t read the book or seen the play, so it makes no sense at all, but there you have it.
As far as SWatH goes, it was an excellent movie. Chris was beautiful, of course, and Kristen Stewart was actually not terribly painful to watch. She did make a lot of those strange noises she made so often in Twilight, though…
I don’t even match the standards I set for what I look for in a person.
Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe
what
#the gates of hell have opened #and the song of satan has been played
I literally just started crying at my computer
like there are times where I’ll say ‘Im crying’ for dramatic effect
but i literally just got so scared that i started crying
Haooplp I cant breathe oh my god theq tears are stereaming down my faceeee
WHYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!
