So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone...– John Green, on how he asked out his wife for the first time. (via ancient-amateur)
Anonymous asked: i just want to say how very koala tea your blog is lately. and by lately i mean always.
Me: Mom! She tried to bite me!
Mom: Who? BP? (our old cat)
Me: Well duh! If it had been the kitten, I would have laughed, if it had been one of the girls I would have kicked her!
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: "THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD"