wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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The 10th gif in your folder is your reaction to...
tiki92090: thegifinyourfolder: Submitted by: lejardinedueden
That empty feeling when you've just finished an...
Person: Can you please stop referencing The Hunger Games in all of our conversations please
Me: I just can't afford to think like that
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
The 7th GIF is how you pimp walk.
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: tillici0us: monotoneminor: crazyanimeyaoifan: wickedxbored: thegifinyourfolder: Submitted by: Anon Convienient placing of my “Major Swag” gif I’d say this is pretty damn accurate.
So my dad is a loser.
He gets pulled over all the time but he never gets speeding tickets. I could never understood why, so tonight when I saw the blue lights behind us in the mirror, I was actually a little excited to watch. Obviously, I didn’t want him to get a ticket, but I was pretty sure he’d get out of it like always. He did. And I am furious! I’m not even kidding you, it was ridiculous. He...
most-awkward-moments: I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
I hate being an incubus of viral plague.
Sick at home: "Mommy, I'm sick! I need to stay on the couch sipping Sprite and watching Spongebob until I pass out."
Sick at college: "It's... just... a... little... smallpox..."