groovymuttations: “it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
invisiblechickens: does anyone ever get really annoyed at how short songs are
biggestblainestan: once upon a time i was falling in love now i’m only falling apart
This is my Mind Palace: That myth in which Loki... →
ladyhistory: ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GIANTESS CHICK NAMED SKADI Her father, Thiazi, went to go steal the apples of youth back from Loki who had stolen them from Asgard to Jotunheim but then returned them to Asgard to possibly be stolen back by Jotunheim and whatever. ANYWAY, THEY…
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
gothiccharmschool: Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. No love, Jilli
If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the...– C.S. Lewis (via shawbear)
So Jokes: hadestowns: one time when i was in fifth... →
hadestowns: one time when i was in fifth grade it was a bathroom break and one of the guys came back into the classroom and he was like “uh there’s a pile of clothes on the bathroom floor” and the teacher was like “what”and she went to look and there was so for about an hour we all thought…
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
One thing that can be very alienating about a misconception of feminism is that...– Tavi Gevinson (via thelovelanguage)
siriused: if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry i’m confused too
pastichee: live everyday like you’re gonna steal the declaration of independence.
keithmorris: i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)
YOU SHIP THE SAME SHIP AS ME?
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny...
fuckyeahthinknerd: Plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
thorhead: can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though “spell mummified” “eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle” “are you high”